It’s the dana white of rap music and I’m balding and I call people idiot!

Two BRAIIIIINZ
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IDIOTS. THERE”S LOTS OF EM.
 I WISH THAT I COULD OPEN UP THEIR BRAIN AND PRESS THE STOP BUTTON.
 THEY’RE ALL DUMMIES MAN THE [bad word] ISN’T COOL
 I SWEAR TO GOD, THEY’RE STUPID AS [bad word] AND DIDN’T LISTEN IN SCHOOL
 THEY’RE ALWAYS SO OBNOXIOUS,
 WHEN THEY ARGUE ON THE INTERNET
 BUT TRYING TO DEBATE WITH THEM IS HARMFUL LIKE CIGARETTE.
 YOU TRY TO OUTSMART THESE STUPID JERKS BUT YOU NEVER WIN
 CUZ LATELY THEIR IDIOCY IS WORSE THAN IT’S EVER BEEN
 YOU BETTER GET YOUR BAND-AIDS YOUR [bad word]  MY TONGUE IS LIKE FAN-BLADE BUT FASTER
 I’M KICKIN DEVILISH MAN-MADE DISASTER
 I [bad word] ON MY FINGERS THEN GIVIN’ YOU ALL HANDSHAKE AFTER
 FOR THINKIN’ I’M JUST PANCAKE RAPPER
 NOPE, I KICK THROUGH THE DOOR
 [bad word] MARRIAGE GETS MY SUPPORT
 AND [bad word] SMART WHEN I ARGUE OVER MAJOR ISSUES LIKE WAR
 BUT ALL THESE STUPID IDIOTS KEEP MISUSING YOU’RE
 LOOK. I DON’T WANNA BE BITTER, ARROGANT, AMERICAN, ELITIST
 BUT I THINK YOU BETTER GO AND READ BOOK.
 R I P TO M I’M MAKIN YOU ALL STUDY [bad word] YOU AIN’T SLEEPIN TIL WE GET TO BROOK-LYN
 LOOK FRIEND, I COULD UNDERSTAND IF YOU’RE JUST KID
 BUT IF YOU’RE OLDER THAN 13 YEARS OLD YOU BETTER SEE THESE WORDS
 AND KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS
 THIS ONE IS CONTRACTION, LIKE YOU,
 APOSTROPHE, ARE, READY FOR ACTION
 YOU’RE AT RISK WHEN THE GEM STAR SLASH YOUR SKIN
 YOU’RE AN IDIOT LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN
 THIS ONE’S YOUR. POSSESSIVE. YOURS
 YOUR BEER, YOUR GUN, YOUR MOM’S [bad word]  I’M TAKING IT KINDA EASY ON YA SPITTIN’ COUPLE SAMPLES
 [bad word] IT THOUGH I’M GONNA GIVE ANOTHER EXAMPLE
 LOOK SEE I DON’T GIVE [bad word] ABOUT YOU INSOLENT IDIOTS
 IN MINUTE I’LL ADMINISTER VENOM; DEFINITIVE WISDOM
 SO TAKE ANOTHER GLANCE AND GET VISION TRY TO LISTEN [bad word] AND YOU’LL NO LONGER BE CONSIDERED SUCH SIMPLETON
 BUT LOOK. THIS ONE BELONGS TO YOU.
 AND THIS ONE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU ARE, IT’S [bad word] 
 SO THERE, [bad word] GREED, [bad word] SKINNY BAGS OF WEED,
 AND [bad word] YOU IF YOU’RE FAN OF EITHER NICKLEBACK OR CREED!
 Source: LYBIO.net

Bam!

Quit being such an IDIOT
 All you gotta do is use some proper grammar its easy
 Quit being such an imbecile
 I hope to god your IQ is over 13

Cuz you were in the 8th grade once
 And even then your teacher got mad when you’d get this wrong
 Possessives and contractions are
 Apparently just something that you USED TO KNOW

[End] Source: LYBIO.net
 Get it right
 I’m like John Jones mixed with [bad word] with Bronze stones and a trombone sized [bad word] like John Holmes.