Mom Do We Have To Go
(Yeah)
I Don't Want To
You Know How I Hate The The

EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... DENTIST

I I've been dreading this... dentist appointment
I start to sweat when the nurse she calls my name
(Fred)
She looks at my teeth... I get anxiety
Esprcially when I see the frown that's on her face

I said I [bad word] my teeth... at least once a week
The dentist walks in the room and says "Hello Fred"
He looks in my mouth... he's gettin grossed out ("ahh")
I shoulda listened when my mom said

DON'T FORGET TO [bad word] .. OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO [bad word] .. OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... DENTIST

Got 15 cavities... The dentist smiles at me
He says he'll need a bigger drill... He's gotta go deep
What's with the hypodermics... he says it doesn't hurt but
I think that he's not being totally honest with me
 [bad word] the Novocaine
I gotta look away
Suddenly I'm feelin kinda light in the head
Then he puts on my mask [bad word] the laughing gas (ha ha ha ha )
I shoulda listened when my mom said

DON'T FORGET TO [bad word] .. OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO [bad word] .. OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... DENTIST

It's over now... and I was brave
But now my tongue is numb... so is my brain!

Hey... Hey mom... I... I can't feel my tongue
I... I... I can't feel my
Hey... this feels funny...
Hey... he pulled out my two front teeth by mistake!

DON'T FORGET TO [bad word] .. OH
OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE
DON'T FORGET TO [bad word] .. OH
OR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN
FROM THE EVIL DENTIST

EVIL EVIL... EVIL DENTIST
EVIL EVIL... DENTIST