"Napkins"?!? That's his name? 
Look at those black thick plastic glasses frames
Get a load of him bustin' raps
With his goofy [bad word] hair 
And his Western shirts with the button snaps
He oughta keep his food chute shut
Rhymin' in his H&M denims with the boot cut
From his feet, to his head
That dude doesn't have any street cred

Street cred... 
I don't have a lot of street cred... 
And I don't think that it's a secret... 
It's clear I'm not a hard MC 
With S T R T R 
It can be difficult hip-hop singing 
When you didn't have a typical rap upbringing
I never sold coke or PCP. I 
Moved fro-yo at the TCBY 
Never shot a proper gun
Just the Nintendo Duck Hunt one 
And a Super Soaker water gun. 
The Crip gang? I wasn't in it, dog
Just the youth group at my synagogue
Yeah 
Thugged out? Not even close. 
Cub scouts. Webelos! 
I didn't battle like 8 Mile. 
Oh, [bad word] But high school team debate style
Never wrote no graffiti! 
Just thank you notes, for gifts on my b-day! 
Prob'ly should have gone pre-med
Instead I'm an MC without a shred of 

Street cred... 
I was not a little street kid... 
No, I was wholesome like whole wheat bread... 
And now I rock the party 
With no S T R T R 
I can't pop like a zit can
I can't lock like a kickstand
But in fifth grade, I played Tevye 
And danced and lip synched 
To "If I Were Rich Man"
(Raise the roof! )
And I got to tell ya: 
My beat box? Not stellar. But
I did do vocal percussion 
In college a cappella. 
Did I ever rob a store? No. 
I did once shoplift a soft-core porno mag
From a news stand at the airport 
I was scared I'd be sent off to jail for it
But do you think that they caught me 
And threw me in juvie? 
Not me! I got away scot-free! 
My face would have been beet red
But at least with a jail bid
I'd have had a little bit of 

Street cred! 
I am not a foolish meathead! 
And I'm also not conceited.... 
I know that there's no part of me 
With S T R T R D! 

Street cred, oooh
Jim jim jow a jim a jang jow
Street cred, oooh! Ahh, ahh... 
Streeet cred, oooh
Dim dim dim dim dim dim dim. 
Street cred, ooooh
Yabba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
Bum bum!