When I checked into that hotel
I couldn't keep from making a living [bad word] 
I took off my jewelry and rented a movie
Then I tried to call you 'cause something confused me
I went for a walk to find some blood
With the blinders eyes on my miserable mug

Breaking locks and getting shocked
No one should ever hold me up
I've been too aweful to ever be thoughtful
To ever be ni-i-i-ice

When I took off my winter clothes
My body looked like fourty or fifty crows
Alone in my mansions I had [bad word] you
But I was just escaping your conjugal sand dunes
Now I'm like this a bare-chested ghoul
With his cigarette-eyes and his visible drool

Breaking locks and getting shocked
No one should ever hold me up
I've been too aweful to ever be thoughtful
To ever be ni-i-i-ice
Breaking locks and getting shocked
No one should ever hold me up
I've been too aweful to ever be thoughtful
To ever be ni-ce