Eddy was an angry man
he lived alone without his fan
should've known better but
I know that [bad word] can happen, man,
to anyone and anyone is you
and anyone is me

Eddy was a bitter man
who lived alone without a plan
he thought he held one in his hand
but those were [bad word] bands
he should've known better,
but I noticed this keeps happening
to everyone, and everyone is me
and everyone is you,
too

all I want is all I see
and all I see is you and me

Eddy was a lonely man
who wanted some attention and
he posted signs through all the land
to say you want but you're no band
he found some man who understand
position ain't nothing but
a lonely man without a friend
who's climbing for attention like anyone,
and anyone is you
and anyone is me

if everyone's like me,
then everyone likes you,
too