Won't [bad word] home Bill Bailey?
Won't [bad word] home?
Ah you've been away...too long
I do that cooking honey
You just bring home the money.
Bill Bailey, [bad word] on home.
Each night, when we sing this,
We're making an attempt to swing this,
We sing this song a different way
That's why I say
Who knows, like Mack the Knife,
You may play this song all your life
So Bill Bailey, won't [bad word] on home?

As Miss Sophie Tucker might say:
Won't [bad word] home Bill Bailey?
I say won't [bad word] home?
Oh, you've been away,
Oh honey you've been away too long.
I'll do that cooking honey, yes-ah,
You just bring home the money.
Some of these days, Bill,
You're [bad word] on home.

As Miss Della Reese might say:
Won't [bad word] home Bill Bailey?
I say won't [bad word] home?
I say you've been away... too long.

And as Miss Pearl Bailey might say:
Bill, honey, daddy you'd better bring it on home
Cause honey I'm just so tired of waiting on you.
Honey these shoes, I, I'm telling your baby it can't wait no longer.

Yes I said,
Won't [bad word]  won't [bad word] Won't [bad word] on home, Bill Bailey?
I say you've been away too long.
Since you've been gone there's no stopping
To this thing they call bee-bopping.
So Bailey, [bad word] on home.

Now everybody twist it,
I say everybody twist it.
So Bailey [bad word] home, no more to roam.

I've sung the lyrics to this song so long,
I guess it's time to say so long
So Bailey, won't [bad word] on home?
Mama needs loving!
Bill, Bailey, won't [bad word]