Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi, 
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi, 
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! 
Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

You didn't see me climb through the window, 
Nobody had to open that door; 
I just climbed right through the wall 
And I want you, one and all, 
To stand aside and let me have the floor.

Take a look; I'm not such a stranger, 
Here's a face you cokies all ought to know, 
You can tell me I'm not wanted, 
But the joint will still be haunted; 
'Cause I'm the ghost of Smoky Joe.

Remember when I kicked the bucket 
In my mansion up on Striver's Row? 
When they came and took me off in 
zillion dollar coffin; 
'Cause I'm the ghost of Smoky Joe.

Tell me, do you remember Minnie? 
Yeah, we remember Minnie. 
That frail I never found. 
You'll never recognise your Minnie... 
You mean to say that Minnie 
Quit kickin' the gong around?

I've got a date on my estate down in Hades, 
Call my chariot so I can go. 
And should the Moocher walk in, 
Just tell her you've been talkin' 
To the ghost of Smoky Joe.

Yes, I remember Minnie; 
She's that frail I never found. 
You mean to say that Minnie 
Quit kickin' the gong around?

I've got a date on my estate down in Hades, 
Call my chariot so I can go. 
And should the Moocher walk in, 
Just tell her you've been talkin' 
To the ghost of Smoky.... [Scatting] ...-ky Joe!