With friends like these, who the [bad word] needs cointelpro? 
I'm [bad word] on the sickening cadence of iron-fists in velvet gloves. 
The Cheshire grins. 
The crippling Judas kiss to christen thee a sinking ship and Othe purpose of this new counter-intelligence endeavor is to expose, [bad word]  misdirect, discredit or otherwise neutralizeO any parades that you can't jump in front of. 
Any long years of hard work that ain't yours. Sometimes I wonder if you just can't help yourself? 
Overhead bloodthirsty vultures circle patiently. They offer condolences (and whisper bitter eulogies). 
Yes, [bad word] quot [bad word] as thick as thieves. But you got another [bad word]  
With friends like these, who the [bad word] needs cointelpro?