new iron curtain drawn across the 49th parallel. 
Cut all diplomatic ties as we expel all American dignitaries, and issue a nation-wide travel advisory for any others left inside. Nowhere [bad word]  Nowhere to hide. 
The burned out shells of south-bound traffic lay strewn across a cold stretch of would-be interstate. 
Still visible below their charred remains: Pax Americana plates. 
Your stupid [bad word] laser-pucks were just the start. 
And while you may stand six full cubits and a span, we got a shepard's sling and five stones in our hand and the battle of 1812 lives in our heart. 
We don't care if we're destroyed. We'll never capitulate. We'll take the whole [bad word] world down, down with us in flames. 
Just a speculative fiction. No cause for alarm. 
We got a good 15 years left till the United We Stand murals on West Broadway finally fade and we wave good-bye to such sad, childish refrains. 
Replaced with other stupid lullabies like "you can have my guns when you pry them from my cold dead hands". Just a speculative fiction. No cause for alarm.