I wanna chew my bubble gum with you. 
And I wanna walk you home from school. 
And I wanna carry your books to every class. 
And I wanna [bad word] you up the [bad word]  
Girl, don't you know it's [bad word]  how much I love you. 
I wanna sing it 'cross the land, oh won't you hold my hand? 
She tells me that she loves me, 
Now I'm gonna tell her that I love her. 
She tells me that she loves me, 
Now I'm gonna try and [bad word] her. 
But where the [bad word] are my priorities? 
Left in the hands of the authorities.