You're not really mad at Iran or Afghanistan.
You're mad at the fact that your wife can't stand you anymore.
You don't know where she is.
You're going crazy in your basement hole...

Clicking your remote control,
Spitting insults at the screen...

'Cause tomorrow you're back at work,
Where you can't stand being the little man.
Despite your grovelling, you can't get ahead.

No one really laughs at your stories anymore.
You're too cynical and mean, so they've [bad word] off bored.
Your kids are at the mall.
They just sit and stare at the wall.

You think you tell it like it is.
You say you can't stand bleeding hearts.

But every single day,
You just sit there bleeding for yourself.
You whine and cry in your manly voice.
This is your life.

You do it to yourself, take the load off your mind.
Go out into the world, you'll see, you'll probably survive.
This is your life.