Shock and fright
 All the creatures of the night
 [bad word] after me
 And [bad word] runnin runnin cant you see
 from these things that [bad word] after me-e-e

 Bill collectors, tax inspectors
 Parking enforcement has
 got the government endorsement
 to take my money away from me

 Shock and fright
 All the creatures of the night
 [bad word] after me
 And [bad word] runnin runnin cant you see
 From these things that [bad word] after me –e –e

 My ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend
 and his Mercedes Benz
 She calls me lazy
 So what I’m happy this way

 Said Presidents and dead presidents,
 And the residents,
 at my [bad word]  complain about all the loud 
 but they just don’t know…
 I’m alone and watchin porno

 Shock and fright
 All the creatures of the night
 [bad word] after me
 All [bad word] is getting tiring
 For a guy this lazy like me

 Think I just might
 Join the other side
 Hear it’s an easy life
 To be a monster,
 So check under your bed tonight

 Bill collectors, tax inspectors
 Presidents, residents and old dead friends (4x)