Ten years ago I fell in love 
with an Irish girl 
she took my heart

But she went and screwed 
some guy that she knew
And now I'm in Dublin 
with a broken heart

Oh broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker guy
Oh broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker, sucker guy

One day I'll go there 
and win her once again
But until then I'm just a sucker 
of a guy