Came up to you one night
Noticed the look in your eye
I saw you was on your own
And it was alright, yeah, it was alright

You said I could call you Sidney
I couldn't make out why
You're standing here on your own
And it was alright, yeah, it was alright

So won't you take me back home?
Take me back home
And we can find plenty to do
And that will be alright, yeah, it will be alright

You and your bottle of brandy
Both of you smell the same
You're still on your feet, still standing
So it was alright, yeah, it was alright
 [bad word] to meet you
He looks twice the size of me
I didn't stay round to say goodnight
So it was alright, yeah, it was alright