Pick her up around a quarter to six
And don't forget that you love her
Take her out half an hour or so
And then you can drop her

Way on down, down, way on down

Children waiting with your wife
And the good fairy
You'll be home
For this is your life
And the cat and canary
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She's a bad girl
Well, she knows
But she feeds her addiction
And you're a good man
Except when you're with her
Well, she lives with the contradiction
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