I love little [bad word]  her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm;
So I'll not pull her tail nor drive her away
But [bad word] and I very gently will play.

She shall sit by my side, and I'll give her some food;
And she'll love me because I am gentle and good.
I'll pat little [bad word] and then she will purr,
And thus show her my thanks for my kindness to her.
 
I'll not pinch her ears, nor tread on her paw,
Lest I should provoke her to use her sharp claw;
I never will vex her, nor make her displeased,
For [bad word] can't stand to be worried or teased.