P is the best letter
In the 
whole alphabet

Because 
it starts 
the name 
of the greatest band ever.

The greatest band ever
happens to be
the one 
you are listening to.

We're the greatest band ever.

GOD WE [bad [bad word] #33;

We should have, like, twelve solid gold tour buses!

Each with a WARP DRIVE so we could tour the universe! 

And yachts made out of the bones of an endangered species!

Oh, we should have our band name CARVED into the moon, so that fans could always see our band name!

And we should have guard dogs made out of diamonds, and they could protect [bad word] [bad word] palaces!

Yeah... THAT!

R is the second best
letter of those mentioned
Because it starts the name of
The best singer ever.

The greatest singer ever
happens to be the one
you are now lis-ning to

I'm you favorite singer ever!

GOD I [bad [bad word] #33;

You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick! 

I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have two, in every state! 

And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappuccino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled! 

Really fast Wi-Fi!

J is a better letter 
than the ones that you've heard
because it starts the names of 
the guys playing stringed [bad word] 

We are the ones 
that destroy your faces off 
because we break it down

FEEL IT.

Just kidding!

P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K

That's how you spell our name 
get it [bad word] right 
or we'll burn down your club!