If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And to destroy you! 
Burn in [bad word] #33; 
I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE [bad word] #33; 
20 e-mails [bad word] from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my [bad word] size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box! 
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS! 
I try to close 'em
My PC takes a [bad word] on me
There is [bad word] for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get
I'm gonna make u eat your own [bad word] 
For every spam I get
I'm gonna choke you with your own [bad word] 
Thank you [bad word] the internet  [bad word] face)
Thank you [bad word] the internet (Donkey Balls)
Thank you [bad word] the internet (Cooter Cram)
Thank you [bad word] the internet  [bad word] 
I get rebooted and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame joke from my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what is this Shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
 [bad word] ON THE SCREEN
Endless [bad word] - colossal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gonna smash in your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gonna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm [bad word] your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good
Thank you [bad word] the internet [bad word] 
Thank you [bad word] the internet  [bad word] steak)
Thank you [bad word] the internet (anal butter)
Thank you [bad word] the internet  [bad word] 
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
 [bad word] with anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these [bad word] 
Who gotta be like I'm gonna [bad word] all over
This precious gift to mankind
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gonna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of [bad word] to get at them
Thank you [bad word] the internet
Thank you [bad word] the internet
Thank you [bad word] the internet
Thank you [bad word] the internet