Have a nice day

Holmberg/Linder

An ironsuit
pulls me further
and further down
into subterranean depths
"The [bad word]  pressure
hurts my head
"I think I'm almost there now... yeah, now I can see the cave.
It's hidden underneath the stones and decorated like a grave.
Okay, I'm going in now... OH! [bad word] the lights went out...?"

"Take a look at the monitor, sir,
There's something down there with him."

"Jesus... get him out of there!"

LISTEN AND OBEY:
HAVE NICE DAY
HAVE NICE DAY

"Where the [bad word] did [bad word] from?"

"Ah... I don't knows, we're receiving signals from
another transmitter."

"I think I'm stuck. The lights went on now. giant rock blocks
the opening and I think you'd better send down some help."

"I wish we could just hear what he's saying..."

"The contact's broken, sir, and he don't know it."

"And while I wait I'll procedure my mission. Please, don't be late.
I see the equipment now. I'll try to open it somehow...
...oh my God..."

LISTEN AND OBEY:
HAVE NICE DAY
HAVE NICE DAY

"I'm afraid we lost him sir."
"The government denies any suggestion that they have ever had
anything to do with a research project what so ever near that area..."

"It is now twelve years since the discovery of...
'HAVE NICE DAY', and it sure has brought some major
problems among the different religions on the planet.
The Buddhists are saying that "Have a nice day" means...
...while the christians are saying that it means...
...the Hindus claims that it means...
...while islam is raging mad because they say it means...
Pentagon says there's a [bad word] up."

"Let us now pray for 'Joshua', who sacrificed himself so that we
could bear the ultimate [bad word]  Joshua, divine diver of
the lost world..."