Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world has gone to [bad word] And how are you?

I'm super, thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better
I must say
I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat?

I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now
Because I'm feeling so insanely super that even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down

(People)
He's super, thanks for asking
All things considered he couldn't be better
He must say.

(Big [bad word] Al)
I'm super
No nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're...
Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
These little pants
This matching tie I got at Merv's
I'm super

(People)
In the barracks and the trenches as well

(Big [bad word] Al)
Stick 'em up!

(People)
Big [bad word] Al says do ask, do tell

(Big [bad word] Al)
Skittles

(People)
Yes, he's super and he's proud to be [bad word] 

(Big [bad word] Al)
O.K.

(People)
Everything is super when you're GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
When you're [bad word]