Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud 
I want mine [bad word]  I like to eat loud. 
Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita, 
and two taco salads for our senoritas. 
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream 
Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream. 
taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists. 
chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this? 

And you know that nothing beats a 
hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizza... 
Weʼll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes. 
And I admit, Iʼve always felt, 
like Iʼm in love with the meximelt. 
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me... 
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove. 
and thatʼs it. 

No! Iʼm not done...Iʼll also take a... 

Double-decker taco cause Iʼm feeling wild 
And make my sauce Fire. Uh, heʼll take mild. 
and weʼll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts 
for a chance at 25 dollars cash 
Iʼm told thereʼs a winner for every 5 minutes 
Iʼm stealing your online code if you win it. 
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones 
I owe you 5. Plus interest--it was a loan. 
And I think weʼll be satisfied, if we get some mexican rice on the side. 
And thatʼs it.