I pop out my rhymes faster than Pez
Ask Bill Gates and see what he says
I went to his office to borrow some pens
I took one off his desk and accidently took his Benz
So I'm driving down the street listening to 1GB
laptop in the window is pretty freakin' sweet
Man this ride has some hot circuitry
Bill Gates is so hax0r elite
So his leet car wrecked and it took my breath
Fatal error like the blue screen of death
Stranded on the information highway road
The car stopped receiving its binary code
So I headed back to wherever Bill was
I found him doing whatever it is he does
Making some software that's worse than a rash
An operating system that you know is gonna crash
I told him about his car and he got real [bad word] off
He grabbed his keys to return to Microsoft
I yelled wait a minute you forgot something
But before he could respond I heard his cell phone ring
Shortly after answering Bill collapsed in sobs
He was just informed he got owned by Steve Jobs
Bill thought he had it all in the bag
Making operating systems with crashes and lag
He thought a 486 PC was fast
It ran Windows ME, what a blast from the past
That OS is so old it was horror story my grandmother told
He said I'm sorry my software is fine
You need to get a faster cable line
She said I have T-8 and a really [bad word] I built it myself and connected it to a rooter
He said LOL it's not a rooter, it's a router
And then he said LOL even louder
She got pretty mad and threw down her cell
Then Bill looked at me and said TTYL
So sitting online thinkin' of where I've been
About how I wanted to borrow a pen
Instead I [bad word] off Bill Gates and changed his resolution
I guess I wasn't prepared for the Bill Gates revolution