You were a dummy in school
You couldn't spell your name
You played guitar like a fool
Mr Dangerous Rocker

Your greasy hair is all curled and colored
In your sisters pants look like mother
You're such a clown

Rock'n'Rolex - Pure diamonds and gold
Rock'n'Rolex - can barely lift up your arm
Rock'n'Rolex - Fastest gun in the west
Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy

With some miraculous luck
You made it to the top
Big, swollen barechested duck
Mispronounceing Ferrari

You prance and pose just like Ritchie Blackmore
And your house is big as your ego
You're such a clown

Rock'n'Rolex - You're a millionare
Rock'n'Rolex - but that was long ago
Rock'n'Rolex - bad records don't sell
Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy

Rock'n'Rolex - Yeah, the higher they go
Rock'n'Rolex - the harder they gonna fall
Rock'n'Rolex [bad word] down off your throne
Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy