"Crosscut Saw"
R.G. Ford

I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, just drag me across your log.
You know I'm a crosscut saw,
Just drag me across your log.
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

Now some call me wood chopping Sam,
Some call me Woodcutting Jim.
The last girl I cut my wood for, you know
She wants me back again.

I'm a crosscut saw,
Just drag me across your log.
I cut your wood so easy for you,
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

 [bad word] break}

I got a double-bladed axe
That really cuts good.
Well, I'm a crosscut saw,
Just bury me in your wood.

I'm a crosscut saw,
Baby, just drag me across your log.
I cut your wood so easy for you, woman
You can't help but say, "Hot Dog!"

Now watch this
{guitar solo}
Owww!