Downtown anywhere in the USA
You can find yourself a Hard Rock Cafe
Put your money on a number anyone can play [bad word] on and tell us all about what happened to you today
At the Hard Rock Cafe [bad word] to the Hard Rock Cafe
I hope you can find your way to the Hard Rock Cafe
After a hard day's work I guarantee
there just isn't anywhere better to be
If you're unable to find [bad word] 
You can always sit down and watch the color TV
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The regulars can't keep away from the Hard Rock Cafe
And if you feeling just a little bit lonely
don't sit at home just hoping [bad word] on down to where the spirit flows so free
You know that door is always open
At the Hard Rock Cafe [bad word] to the Hard Rock Cafe
They will help keep your blues at day at the Hard Rock Cafe