No more mr nice guy
Me a nice guy? yeah right

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
Till they got a hold of me
I opened doors for little old ladies
I helped the blind to see 
I got no friends cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm gettin real shot down
And I'm feelin mean 

No more Mister nice guy
No more Mister clean
No more Mister nice guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene 

I'm not hard to get along with
Ha, I'm impossible

I got no friends cause they read the papers
They can't be seen with me
And I'm gettin real shot down
And I'm feelin mean 

No more Mister nice guy
No more Mister clean
No more Mister nice guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene 

My dog bit me on the leg today
My cat clawed my eye
My mom's been thrown out of the social circle
My dad's had to hide
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose, the reverend Smith
He recognized me
Punched me in the nose 

He said
No More
Nice Guy

No more Mister nice guy
No more Mister clean
No more Mister nice guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene

No more Mister nice guy
No more Mister clean
No more Mister nice guy
They say he's sick, he's obscene

Actually I was never nice in the first place you know?