Oh, It Came Out Of The Sky, 
Landed just a little south of Moline.
Jody fell out of his tractor, 
Couldn't b'lieve what he seen.
Laid on the ground and shook, 
Fearin' for his life.
Then he ran all the way to town screamin' 
"It Came Out Of The Sky."
Well, a crowd gathered 'round 
And a scientist said it was marsh gas.
Spiro came and made a speech 
About raising the Mars tax.
The Vatican said, "Woe, the Lord [bad word] . [bad word] out an epic film.
And Ronnie the Popular said it was [bad word] plot.

Oh, the newspapers came and made Jody a national hero.
Walter and Eric said they'd put him on a network T.V. show.
The White House said, "Put the thing in the Blue Room".
The Vatican said, "No, it belongs to Rome."
And Jody said, 
"It's mine and you can have it for seventeen million."

Oh, It Came Out Of The Sky, 
Landed just a little south of Moline.
Jody fell out of his tractor, couldn't b'lieve what he seen.
Laid on the ground a shakin', fearin' for his life.
Then he ran all the way to town screamin' 
"It Came Out Of The Sky."