One minute you say you will

And the next you won't

One minute you want me

And the next you don't

You're turning me upside down

Giving me [bad word] around

Don't think that I don't know

I do

Don't think that I won't go

You watch me

It isn't out of the question

One minute you're kissing me

And the next you're not

One minute you remember

And the next you've forgot

I don't like it one little bit

You're giving me the slip

Don't think that I don't know I do

Don't think that I won't go

If you want me

It's really out of the question

Between us we could have conquered Everest

Sailed empty handed around the world

But no you couldn't wait

You had to go make the fatal mistake

Of leading me on

You silly girl, that was wrong-

Don't think that I don't know

I do

Don't think that I won't go

You watch me

It isn't out of the question

One minute you're full of life

And the next you're sad

One minute you're marvelous

And the next you're bad

I don't like it one little bit

You keep giving me the slip

Don't think that I don't know

I do

Don't think that I won't go

If you want me

It's really out of the question

I'm doing my best and I don't know why

I'm giving her a call and there's no reply

She's getting me down till I can't get up

She's giving me [bad word] and if that's not enough

She's breaking my heart nearly every day

Not only in pieces but every way

I'm sorry of course but the fault is hers

I'm doing my best and I don't know why...