Gotta read that
Gotta watch that
Gotta wear that
Gotta spoof  that that that that that

(New new moon) Gotta read that
(New new moon) Gotta  watch that
(New new moon) Gotta wear that
(New new moon) Gotta spoof that
(New new moon) Now
(New new moon) Now
New new moon, New new moon

Yo, I got that book wit' Bella's plot
That teenage angsty overload
I got them Twilight clothes
That vampire glow
I hate to admin
I like that guasi-emo hit
I got that (New new moon)
Gotta  watch that(New new moon)

I like that pretty boy Ed
Yeah I romance the undead
He went all dicth-dicth on me
Now I'm confused in the head
I'm just so tortured and miffed
Think I'll go jump off a cliff
Das in that New new moon
That Twilight new new moon
Let me see it now 

(New new moon) Gotta watch that
(New new moon) Gotta wear that
(New new moon) Gotta spoof  that
(New new moon) Now
(New new moon) Now
New new moon, New new moon

I'm that vampire that got away
Y'all hear that girl's hurt break
I'll make a stop in Italy
Try to self immolate [bad word] turn me away
I'll step outside in the day
I'm like a lovesick bat
So you can suck on that

I'm a beast when I transform
To protect humans I am sworn
Faster, Bigger, Hotter, Stronger
Savin' Bella from the water, cuz
She jumped and nearly drowned
She's up on the rebound
She needs a man to hook wit'
Since Edward's out of town

I transform like them beasts x2

Here we go, I dunno
Twilight High, Eclipse Low
Breakin that Dawn with the
NEW MOON
Spoofs so hot that I annoy fanboys
Riffin on Twilight and
BOOM BOOM
Vampires and chicks full of
GLOOM GLOOM
Puttin' this stuff up on
...
The fans be watchin',watchin'
We be like New Moon