Love is like candy on a shelf,
You want to taste then help yourself.
The sweetest things are there for you,
Help yourself - take a few - that's what I want you to do.

We're always told repeatedly-ee:
"The very best in life is free!"
And if you want to prove it's [bad word] 
Baby I'm telling you - this is what you should do:

Just help yourself to my lips, to my arms,
Just say the word and they are yours!
Just help yourself to the love in my heart -
Your smile has opened up the door!
The greatest wealth that exists in the world
Could never buy what I can give!
Just help yourself to my lips, to my arms
And then let's really start to li-ive!

Ah-lright! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, yeah!

My heart has love enough for two,
More than enough for me and you.
I'm rich with love, a millionaire,
I've so much! It's unfair why don't you take a share.

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Just help yourself to my lips, to my arms,
Just say the word and they are yours!
Just help yourself to the love in my heart -
Your smile has opened up the door!
The greatest wealth that exists in the world
Could never buy what I can give,
So help yourself to my lips, to my arms
And then let's really start to live!

Just help yourself to my lips, to my arms,
Just say the word and they are yours!
Just help yourself to the love in my heart -
Your smile has opened...