Hello insignificant life forms.
Plankton speaking. I'm here to take over your fair city.
Hey! Down here! I'm talking to you!
Ah, what's the use?
Oh, can't you please open your ears?
Hey listen up! I give the orders 'round here.
I'm gonna own you. Mind, body, and soul.
You must surrender to my mental control.
You'll feel my power! I'm number one man.
I'm the head honcho with a big master plan.
Ooh, It's a good one. It hasn't failed me yet.
It's thinklessly simple, and there's only one step:
You will obey!
Do what I say!
Do it my way!
Go! (Go!) Stay! (Stay!)
You will obey!
You're getting sleepy. Now I've conquered your mind,
Under my spell now. So just get in line.
Don't try to [bad word]  and don't ever doubt.
Here in my clutches and there ain't no way out.
I don't ask, I [bad word] 
WHAT PART OF DO IT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
You will obey!
Anydays. Oh, yeah. [bad word] the whole world. Why settle for half?
(Laughs) Ain't that a great evil laugh?
Criminal genius. Soon you'll all see.
I went to college! I have a degree!
When I say jump, you make the leap!
I'm a big time player, and you're mindless sheep.
Don't give me no lip. It's getting old.
I crack the whip, NOW DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!
You will obey!
Do what I say!
Do it my way! (Oh yeah!)
Go! (Go!) Stay! (Stay!)
You will obey!
You will obey!
Do what I say!
Do it my way! (Oh yeah!)
Sit! Heel! Speak! Stay!
You will obey!
(Laughs) I bad or am I bad?
Positively diabolical.
I only have one eye, but it's an evil one.
You will obey!
(explosion)