EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
SKRILLEX VERSUS MOZART!
BEGIN!

[Skrillex:]
My name is Skrillex, man! [bad word] to the Devil's Den.
I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants
You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & [bad word] 
And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute
Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus!
You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless!
I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous, I'm on playlists, I'm the A-List!
You're the lamest, kiss my [bad word] A-A-A-A-Amadeus

[Mozart:]
Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups?
I'm a prodigy, Sonny, and I'm about to smack a [bad word] up!
My music is 200 years old, and it's still excellent!
In two more months the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement.
I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house
You're like an emo Steve Urkel and you *ooh* reek of dead mouse!
I am the world's [bad word]  No one knows what you are!
Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a spacebar!

[Skrillex:]
I attack! You decay! Can't sustain my releases!
Sidechain, Wolfgang, Bangarang you to pieces
I'm a self-made man, you're a slave to your papa!
I'm a r-r-r-rock star, mix it with the bass and drop ya!
Global! My strobes glow like Chernobyl!
Kids explode and get mobile! No one even knows you!
I make the whole world move! You [bad word] theatre!
I gained your same fame from home with a blown out speaker!

[Mozart:]
Oh yes, I've heard that EP, and see I transcribed it here
Tell me, [bad word] after the 68th measure of diarrhea?
And what kind of [bad word] does it take to enjoy this? I've no idea!
I've seen [bad word] in a couch from IKEA
You go from piano to fortississimo, that means soft to very very loud,
Cause I'm guessing that you didn't know!
Why don't you put down your Cubase & pick up a real bow?
I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP B-B-B-B-B-BATTLES!
OF HISTORY