Jennifer called, told me about her latest admirer
I said, "Someone should make a pamphlet called
'So You Think You're in Love with Jennifer?'"
They're all guys with steady girlfriends
Panicing at where they're at.
Jenny, please, let's never [bad word] like that
 [bad word] like that, [bad word] like that [bad word] like that, [bad word] like that

Like a sinking rock tied to the leg of a person
I'd rather be a flat stone skipping across the ocean
When the Melbourne summer is endless 
And the warm wind leaves you helpless
Life's too good to [bad word] someone else's
 [bad word] someone else's, [bad word] someone else's [bad word] someone else's, [bad word] someone

Else than this hopeless young fool
What Tracey sang about me is [bad word] It all depends what Jens you're looking through, maybe
But all I know about love, I learned from you, Tracey

Bats are sucking on cherries, dangling from the trees
Hasn't anyone told you what your fangs are for, little buddies?
That lonesome feeling, and what it tells us
Sleeping on my arm till it [bad word] someone else's
Sleeping on my arm till it [bad word] someone else's
 [bad word] someone else's, [bad word] someone else's [bad word] someone else's, [bad word] someone else's [bad word] someone else's, [bad word] someone else's