[bad word] 
Ho ho [bad word] ho,
What a crock o' [bad word] 
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the [bad word]  work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
 [bad word] and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat [bad word] sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that [bad word]  whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless [bad word] 
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
 [bad word] 
Ho ho [bad word] ho,
What a crock o' [bad word] 
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the [bad word]  work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as [bad word] [bad word] 
we work until we drop, with our [bad word] freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
 [bad word] 
Ho ho [bad word] ho,
What a crock o' [bad word] 
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the [bad word]  work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a [bad word]  paedophile,
devious old [bad word] 
and I'm married to the [bad word] 
So stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
 [bad word] 
Ho ho [bad word] ho,
What a crock o' [bad word] 
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the [bad word]  work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer [bad word]  ho ho [bad word] ho.