[bad word]  Jingle Bells, Monkeys Smell,
Melman laid an egg,
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
The Camels say "Oy Vey"! (Repeat)

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
(Melman:) You Know I'm Allergic to hay

The Snow is falling down
Put on you hat and scarf
Melman doesn't look so good
(Melman:) I think I'm gonna barf

HEY!
 [bad word] 

Kowalski: Sir, we have a level 4 clean up in the back on the sleigh
Melman: I warned you guys

The sleigh is really fast
with bells silver and gold
we want to ride and sing all night
(Melman:) Guys I've got a cold

Bells on bob tails ring
making spirits bright
what fun it is to ride and sing
(Melman:) I don't feel so goon tonight

HEY!
 [bad word] 

We're all having a blast
out on Christmas day
(Melman:) Excuse me is it possible
to get car sick in a sleigh?

Now we're on our way
to a Christmas bash
zooming back and forth
(Melman:) Hey, I've got whiplash

HEY

Jingle Bells, Monkeys Smell,
Melman laid an egg,
(Melman: Did not)
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
The Camels say "Oy Vey"!

Jingle Bells, Monkeys Smell,
Melman laid an egg,
(Melman: Wasn't me)
Marty thinks that Alex stinks,
The Camels say "Oy Vey"!