I was seeking him for a father
Not only magnets but I could pry bar his shaft
Gluing my manhood to the manhole
Like Peppy Le Pew would say
Hey hey hey "then we clash!"

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
i got my diddly

She laughs about it
Spreaing infection if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
Highwater jumpsuits and raped ape
when am I getting it back!?

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a [bad word]  [bad word]  hear my [bad word] hate!?

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly

And if you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning down-stream el rancho ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Billy just [bad word] me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
Homesick, abay aboard the love boat
Toni, Tenile, Sonny Bono, Charo had a nice set of lungs

I got my billy spayed
I got a little tail
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed

I don't know why
I gotta be around [bad word] 
Don't let me fall
I got a hey, hey, well you can't live

I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly spayed
I got my diddly