Let's be xenophobic - it's really in this year
Let's find a nasty slimy ugly alien to fear
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
Let's learn to love our neighbours like the Christians learned in Rome

We know we ought to hate 'em - they're different, you see
We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
The folks that ought to know have told us how it's gotta be
The gospel [bad word] is found in scenes from "Alien" and "V"

Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more
And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before

You see, aliens can never be as good as humankind
more delightful race than us you'll never ever find
So, step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us,
oppress us and browbeat us - unless we get you first!