Once I ate carrot and I thought that it was good.
Then I ate greenbean 'couse my mother said I should
The greenbean was delicious.
What a yummy thing to eat!
It made me feel adventurous and so I tried a beet.
The beet was simply wonderful, my taste buds were aglow.
I think I'm going crazy and I thought you ought to know.

I'm going crazy. Thats how I want to be.
Crazy over vegetables and that's alright with me.

I nibble on some broccoli. Amazing! What a taste.
And now, the parsley on my plate will never go to waste.
I ate some squash and pumpking, too, as much as I could hoard.
It got me so excited, I went right out of my gourd!

I'm going crazy. But, oh, what can I see?
I'm crazy over vegetables. I eat them every day.

Well, you can lock me up in a padded room and throw away the key,
But before you go, please toss in a stalk of celary.