Once, I was a lonely banker
All I cared for were margins and accounts
I dream of dalgles and the footsy
I didn’t see my [bad word] out

Sketch
I pass you on the phone each morning
I always gave a cheery smile
But you, you never even saw me
You were far to busy all the while

Maxxie & Sketch
Then came the day Osama blew us away [bad word] 
Osama blew them away
Maxxie & Sketch
And now, you know how I feel [bad word] 
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away
Then came the day Osama blew us away
Osama blew them away
Then came the day… MUSIC CUT
Sketch Cries Onstage As The Curtains Close