Rasputin:
Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry, yo

How many dictators does it take

To turn an empire into a union [bad word] states?

It's a disgrace what you did to your own people

Yo daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil

You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia,

And history books unfold ya

As a messed up motha [bad word] bent in the mind

Who built a superpower but he paid the price

With the endless [bad word] [bad word] lives

If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite!

Big [bad word] mystic, known to hypnotize

I can end you with a whisper to your wife!

Stalin:
Look into my eyes, you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made [bad word] his [bad word] #33;

You think I give a [bad word] about my wife?

My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life!

You got off easy when they pickled that goose [bad word] 

I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot

Your whole family, shot! All your wizard friends, shot!

Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!

Starve you for days till you waste away

I even [bad word] [bad word] when I'm laid in state

Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture

Dropped a hammer on you harder than I [bad word] slapped Hitler

Lenin:
I have no pride for you
 [bad word] everything my revolution was doing

To stop the Bourgeoisie

I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses

Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of yo asses

Let me start with you there, Frankenstein

Looking like something out of R.L. Stine

It's hip-hop chowder, red over white

Cause the Tsar's wife can't do [bad word] tonight

And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man

But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!

Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark

And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!

Gorbachev:
Knock knock knock knock
Did somebody say birth marks?

Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnost

 [bad word] made a mess and the war got cold

Shook hands with both Ronald's, Reagan and McDonalds, no doubt

If your name end with "in", time to get out!

I have the balls to let Barynshnikov dance, player!

Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah!

You two need yoga, you need to shower

And you all need to learn how to handle real power!

Putin:
Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me

I spit hot borsch when I'm [bad word] these beats

Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba

Doing judo moves and schooling [bad word] сука

I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me

The last man who attacked me lived a half-life [bad word] [bad word] at me

You don't know what you're doing, when you try to bust a rhyme against a man like Putin

You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!