hug me i'm a teddy bear
fug me i can make you care
i have my ways of finding out
what it takes to steal your heart
just in case you need someone
to give a hug

hug me i'm a stuffed giraffe
love me i can make you laugh
i have my ways of controlling you
make your life seem brand new
just in case you want a man
yes i can

brainwash [bad word] scrub [bad word] brainwash rinse rinse rinse
screwball dry dry dry