It's all make believe
 The colours are bright
 Now we're fighting
 I'll make you see stars
 Watch it, [bad word] the big anvil

 Well, I'm a dog
 Makes you a cat
 Now there's a mouse
 Hit him with that
 Watch it, [bad word] the big anvil

 It's a screen change
 We're in a desert
 Now I'm hallucinating
 And you're a big steak
 Watch it, [bad word] the big anvil

 It's just like life
 But only better
 Now I'm amazing
 And you stepped on a rake
 Watch it, [bad word] the big anvil