There was once this lonely man
And His name was little man
when he opened his mouth
burger came out

He was a poooortaaal
For ham bur gers

And if hed close his mouth he would suffocate

Just an endless stream
of [bad word] out
he could not cope with it
so he closed his mouth

He was a poooortaaal
For ham bur gers

And if hed close his mouth he would suffocate

(... and he did.....)