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Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman: Hello. Parnell: So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like? Portman: Do you really want to know? Parnell: Please, tell us… Portman: I don’t sleep mother [bad word] Off that yak and a durban Doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’ Seth Meyers: [bad word] Natalie, you are crazy chick Portman: You shut the [bad word] up and suck my [bad word] I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother [bad word] Roll up on NBC and smack the [bad word] outta Jeff Zucker Guys: What you want Natalie? Portman: to drink and fight Guys: what you need Natalie? Portman: to [bad word] all night Don’t test when I’m crazy on that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat Till you [bad word] in my shoe Leave you screaming Pay for my dry cleaning [bad word] you man It’s my name that he’s screamin’ Parnell: I’m sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated? Portman: I never said I was a role model. Parnell: What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them? Portman: All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my [bad word] It’s Portman mother [bad word] Drink till I’m sick Slit your throat And poor nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry While I laugh you die And all the dudes You know I’m talkin' to you Guys: we love you Natalie Portman: I wanna [bad word] you too P is for Portman P is for [bad word] I’ll kill your [bad word] dog for fun so don’t push me Parnell: Well, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate. Portman: Well there’s a lot you may not know about me. Parnell: Really? Such as? When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test And snorted all the yay I gotta a def posse And you gotta buncha dudes I sit down on your face and take a [bad word] Andy Samberg: Natalie you are a bad [bad word] biiiiiiiitch [bad word] yeah!) And I always pay for your dry cleaning When my [bad word] gets in your shoe As for the [bad word] use Well I can vouch for that My [bad word] is scared of you Giiiiiirl Parnell: Okie-doke. One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it– Portman: No more questions What!