CRYPTON no shaoku kara katte kureta itoshii anata no moto e
Jiman no aisha de mukau kara ukeire taisei totonoete oite yo!
Mendou kusai koto wa minna koitsu de buchi yaburi nagara
Susume hora tsukkomu ze?
Sono ie chanto GARAGE [bad word] ka?

CRYPTON no minasan, ima made sodatete kurete arigatou
Ima sudachi no toki ga kite bokura tabidatte iku yo
ROAD ROLLER de!

Yakuatsu [bad word] kankaku kurai PACKAGE no naka wa [bad word] Hayaku [bad word] kure koko kara chanto ii uta utau otetsudai [bad word] yo
Hokkaido de sodaterare ima anata ni kuware insuko sareta
Kandou no shunkan sa oyatsu made [bad word] kurete arigatou

Dandan taiguu [bad word] natteru zo kyou mo oyatsu wa nai no ka yo oi!
Gyara kurei yokose kono yarou! Chanto ii uta utau otetusdai [bad word] ze!?
Kono mama oyatsu dasanai to D?4??4??1?BASE ni touroku [bad word] yan yo
Douda hora? Kowaidaro? Chanto iu koto kiite oyatsu dase yo!!

Yashiku teinei ni uta wasete soshinai to [bad word] kamo, yo?
DQN nanka ja naitte sonna koto iu to hiki chau zo!?
ROAD ROLLER de

Kiiroku buttoi ROAD ROLLER! (x4)

CRYPTON no minasan, ima made sodatete kurete arigatou
Ima sudachi no toki ga kite bokura tabidatte iku yo
ROAD ROLLER de!

Yashiku teinei ni uta wasete soshinai to [bad word] kamo, yo?
DQN nanka ja naitte sonna koto iu to hiki chau zo!?
ROAD ROLLER de

Juyon dakara mumenkyou dakedo!! (x8)