She's so chemical
He's organic
They're like different species
From different planets

He's a hippie-happy lover-boy
From the long line of dreamers
And she's a slippy-tippy  toy
From the dark side of Venus
 [bad word] away, lover-boy
You're not gonna make it
She's gonna take your spirit
And she's gonna break it [bad word] away, lover-boy (x2)

You'll be living happily
On grandma's money
But you'll finish up in therapy
When she balls your bunny

She's so chemical
It's just not natural
She'll take your deepest, darkest fears
And make them actual
 [bad word] away lover-boy [bad word] away for me too
She'll make you eat your own heart with a fork and spoon [bad word] away lover-boy 

No more ? and butterflies
It's all black and synthetic lies
There's [bad word] behind her eyes
On misery and pain she thrives
Be afraid!

He's so new age
She's so new dark age
She's got a teeny book of torture
With your name on every page
 [bad word] away lover-boy
You're not gonna make it
She's gonna take your spirit
And she's gonna break it
 [bad word] away lover-boy [bad word] away for me too
She'll make you eat your own heart with a fork and spoon [bad word] away lover-boy

She'll take your darkest fears
You'll live in tears
Don't let her make you part of her evil plane [bad word] away lover-boy as fast as you can