Rasputin:
Cool moustache
Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk
you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
to turn an empire
into a union [bad word] states?
it's a disgrace
what you did to your own people
your daddy beat you like a dog
and now you're evil
you're from Georgia
sweet Georgia
and the history books unfold ya
as a messed up muther [bad word] bent in the mind
who built a superpower
but he paid the price
with the endless [bad word] of Russian lives
if you're the man of steel
i spit kryptonite
big [bad word] mystic
known to hypnotize
I could end you a whisper
to your wife
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Stalin:
Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man
Who made [bad word] his [bad word] You think i give a [bad word] about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison
and i didn't save his life
You got off
Easy when they pickled that moose [bad word] I'd leave your neck in a noose
in a trench and shot
your whole family
shot
all your wizard friends
shot
anyone who sold you pierogi
shot
starve you for days til you waste away
i even [bad word] mother [bad word] when i'm laid in state
pride of Lenin took Trotsky
out of the picture
drop the hammer on you harder
than i [bad word] slapped Hitler
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Lenin:
I have no pride for you [bad word] everything my revolution
was doing to stop the bourgeoisie
I fought the bondage of classes
the proletariat masses
have brought me hero to spit a thesis
against both of your asses
let me start with you there
Frankenstein
looking like something out of R.L. Stine
it's hip hop chowder red over white
cause the Tsar's wife can't do [bad word] tonight
and Joseph you were supposed to be
my right hand man
but you loyalty shriveled up
like your right hand man
our whole future was bright
you let your heart grow dark
and stopped the greatest revolution
since the birth of Marx
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Gorbachev: