Who's the guy with all the tests? He's 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
white lab jacket, a hypodermic 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
He doesn't care if you're alive or dead 
He'll perform an analysis of your head 
Find out if you've bleached your hair 
Try and fool him if you dare, he's 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
Oh yeah! 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 

Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just ask 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
Was his scar caused by a fork, just ask 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
He knows all of the spectrographic analyser 
Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level 
He knows how many hairs are on your head 
He knows when the coffee's ready, he's 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
Oh yeah! 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 
Where would television be without him? 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
There's nobody else who's earned our [bad word] except for 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed 
Only gets the girl if she's been killed 
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride 
Poor Sam's only along for the ride, he's 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
Oh yeah! 
Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 
Bop-shoo [bad word]  bop-bop-shoo [bad word] 

He's Sam!