I'm dancing on the White House lawn 
Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn 
Hanging 'round the gardens of Babylon 
Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up [bad word] on Pluto) 
She gets more fan mail than the Pope (Own up, own up) 
She takes the Mickey out of all my phobias 
Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia 
Life is minestrone served up with parmesan cheese 
Death is a cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze 

I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa 
Had an eyeful of the tower in France 
I'm hanging 'round the gardens of Madison 
The seat of learning and the flush of success relieves a constipated mind 
I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner 
[bad word] menu for a dilettante 
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese 
Death is a cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze 
Love is a fire of flaming brandy, upon a crepe suzette 
Let's get this romance cooking honey but let us not forget 
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese 
Death is a cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze 

Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese 
Death is a cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze 
Love is a fire of flaming brandy, upon a crepe suzette 
Let's get this romance cooking honey but let us not forget 
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese 
Death is a cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze 
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese 
Death is a cold Lasagne suspended in deep freeze (C'mon, serve it up boys) 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone 
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine