Hey MarcAnnotateus...
Uh, what's up?
Um, there's something I wanted to ask you...
Uh, what is it?
Will you do me a favor?
Oh no no no!

[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy?
Oh [bad word] no!
Will you watch sponge bob with him
And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
Oh [bad word] no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh [bad word] no! [bad word]  I'm mad enough to throws elbows!
Please?
No!
Please?
NO!

[Verse 1:]
Throw me the mic
I got a flow to recite
You got a baby by a [bad word] that you don't even like
broke [bad word] who thuggish
Always be [bad word] Steady be [bad word] All because you were sluttish
Jesus, I can't believe this, freak [bad word] 
That's the same mother [bad word] that you had cheated on me with!
I knew this would happen without a question
But you said
"I never have  without protection" [bad word] please
You left me flowing down [bad word] creek
You  driven like a big freak
Plus our relationship has been breached
You took a big leap [bad word] has it you sucked his [bad word] then kissed me
And now I'm suppose to be the father and the mental guide
Like sure I'll take care of the little guy [bad word]  you ain't puttin' me through the stress
I put your baby in a pillow case and beat it to death

[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy?
Oh [bad word] no!
Will you watch sponge bob with him
And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
Oh [bad word] no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh [bad word] no! [bad word]  I'm mad enough to throws elbows!
Please?
No!
Please?
NO!

[Verse 2:]
I'm far from a [bad word]  life saver
Not your friendly neighbor
But yet you called me during your labor
It's not my issue, take me off the menu
I'm not the one who put the [bad word] in you
I'm not a mean guy
I hate to sound that foul
But I don't give a [bad word] about that child
You [bad word] right
See You chose him, then he [bad word] you
Tag your it
Too bad his [bad word] didn't have any insurance
You knew that he was just a lame [bad word] prior to it
Now your [bad word] hittin me up thinking I would do it
Hoping we gonna spark it off like some lighter fluid
That's kinda stupid
Face the facts [bad word] your life [bad word] Don't be callin me like "My life's a crazy blur
Rashad don't take care of the baby and makes me hurt
I wish me and you could go back to the way we were" [bad word] we can
Just get rid of the baby first

[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy?
Oh [bad word] no!
Will you watch sponge bob with him
And teach him how to make a crabby patty?
Oh [bad word] no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Will you still be down to get nasty?
Oh [bad word] no! [bad word]  I'm mad enough to throws elbows!
Please?
No!
Please?
NO!

[Bridge:]
Now I won't be your baby's daddy
I'm not the one
But you can still give me some head
And maybe swallow some [bad word] And if you want it, then I can deliver quite clean
But don't ever send the baby to find me

[Verse 3:]
Yo
Do you remember when I told you that I would love you forever
And broke up with my girlfriend Heather
Kicked her to the curb
And got with you
Thinkin you were better
But found out you were a heart shredder
Yeah, I felt pretty stupid after that
Became the [bad word] that my crew was laughin at
I was foolish, that's a fact
So this is karma
You've been on my [bad word] list
So ha ha ha ha
That's what you get [bad word] 
[Hook:]
Marcus?
What?
Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always ma